{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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