{"type":"general","setup":"What is a witch's favorite subject in school?","punchline":"Spelling!","id":242}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}
{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?","punchline":"So time would fly.","id":389}
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