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Shitokō Station is a passenger railway station located in the city of Hamada, Shimane Prefecture, Japan. It is operated by the West Japan Railway Company.
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Ettelbruck railway station is a railway station serving Ettelbruck, in central Luxembourg. It is operated by Chemins de Fer Luxembourgeois, the state-owned railway company.
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Emre Özkan is a Turkish football defender who plays for TFF Third League club Ergene Velimeşe.
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